A theme park ride sponsored by a pharmaceutical company
A very detailed plan that hinges on one guy named Keith
A conspiracy theory that's just about one specific roundabout
A system you've developed that you will defend with violence
The pettiest reason someone got kicked out of the bunker
The baby shower game that voided an insurance policy
✦ CERTIFIED ✦
NONSENSE
The Board Game
FINALLY, A USE FOR YOUR WORST IDEAS
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⏱️ 15-60 Minutes
🎂 Ages 14+
worst ideas across
15 absurd categories 🎯
⚡ Speed 🦴 Neg IQ
🎓 PhD + Normal
hilariously unhinged
experience each time
HOW TO PLAY
Weaponize Your Worst Ideas
Draw a Prompt
Each round, the Judge draws a ridiculous prompt that demands your most unhinged answers.
Write Nonsense
Race against the timer to craft the funniest, stupidest, most brilliant response possible.
Play Power Cards
Sabotage winners, double down on yourself, or unleash chaos with strategic power plays.
Spin for Chaos
The Judge Spinner adds wild modifiers: Speed rounds, Negative IQ mode, or PhD pretension.
Make Them Laugh
The Judge picks their favorite answer. Make them laugh, and you keep the card.
Collect & Win
Most cards when rounds end wins! But watch out—others can steal your glory.
WHAT'S IN THE BOX
Everything You Need
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